Pay fine for seeing Traffic Police

Pay fine for seeing Traffic Police.

Here I have no intension of degrading anyone, but then most of the time what happens is that they degrade themselves, as they first of all don’t know what level they are in. If not all many of the Indian police and traffic police are completely spoiled. They have no morality or humanity. If you have faced them many times by now you must have found that they are the thieves in uniform.

Here I am not going to talk about the Police department. But what I am going to talk about is all how to come out from the situation when you are caught by them, I mean traffic police.  

If you don’t have the proper record or something then you are the culprit and you have no escape, either you bribe him, most of the times they take, if they don’t they will ask the constable to take the same. (, but then what is they catch you for no reason?

Someone might wonder why they will catch us for no reason. There is a reason, but that’s not that you have done something wrong, but the reason is that some festival is coming near and their wives are asking for something and they need money. So they will be stooping all the two wheelers (most of the times and sometimes cars too if they have to buy something really costly for their wife). So here you are caught, in the sense you have seen that bloody fuckers face. So you have to pay the fine for it.

Why I have to pay? I have all the documents with me. Oh... really is it... you have all the documents...

1. You have your driving license?


2. You have your vehicle record?


3. You have your road tax paid receipt?


4. You have your insurance paid receipt and is it still valid?

Yes I have everything...

Do you have your emission test certificate? They don’t care if some auto is going with all that dark heavy smoke... But then you… the poor fellow with brand new vehicle should have the emission test certificate… your vehicle has more possibility of polluting the air..

Yes.. I do have the emission test certificate…
But then All I have is a Xerox copy for reference.

No, Xerox does not work. He needs all original, he says you should always keep all the documents with you wherever you go, they are meant for that. But then who will carry the original documents? And one more thing is you better not to carry your original documents, because if you loose your vehicle by some means, like you lost when you went for shopping or something, then it’s very difficult to get the insurance or something, and getting a copy of it from RTO might end up paying some thousands.

So considering all these facts, most of the people don’t keep the original documents, but then if you say that you are keeping all original docs hats of to your daring. So in this way he insist you to show the original documents, so when you say that, they are at home and you can show him by keeping you bike there only. But then in auto it will cost you more than what you are going to bribe him. He knows it, so he will insist you to show the same may be by keeping the bike there. And it’s not sure that he is going to leave you even after showing that, he might come up with some or the other reason to make pay some fine.

You even don’t worry when you loose Rs.100 on the way, but then you don’t feel like paying to that bloody fucker. Paying at court is one more difficult thing which you feel is inconvenient and he wants you to leave the vehicle there and take it from police station after showing the letter from court.

So at the end you are left with no option other than paying him Rs.100. When you heart gets hurt by this all that you can do is that just Imagine that you have seen one bloody mother fucker and you are not supposed to see him alive and you are going to hell if you don’t pay the fine for seeing him, so just pay and fuck off from there.
And next time on, please remember to keep all the documents (not original, Xerox attested by any Government Officer, such as school head master or Govt. Doctor etc.) with you, and even after that if he says that he need the original, be ready to take a letter from him saying that you have shown him all the docs which are verified and still he needs original, so he is fining. And ask him to give the fine receipt, say that you are going to pay at the court. You will definitely don’t need to pay anything at the court. But then for that you need the guts, and I am sure that police will leave you at that point, because he also does not have that much guts. If you don’t have that guts, then the first suggestion is best for you.

Wish you all a happy time at Bangalore roads, and do remember that they also might have paid lot to get the transfer to Bangalore to make money!

Super Market - A new trend !

As we can see these days most of the upper middle class and middle class people of the city depend on the super market for almost all of the daily things. This is the place where we can buy almost all of the items we require for our daily life, starting from soap to Mixer-grinder. In Bangalore we can see at least one super market for each of the places.

The advantage comes from the fact that I have already mentioned, is that we get all the items under a single roof. And one more and I feel most of the people feel better from the normal shop is that, we can pick the items we want without asking someone, which makes us more comfortable in shopping. I think most of the people might have experienced once or more time the problems with the sales guys in the shop, they don’t behave politely, they act as if they are giving the items from their pocket, and they require us to mention the exact name, even when you are not able recall and most of the times they are impatient. All these problems are not there in a super market where you pick what ever you want.

One thing I noticed is you tend to buy more which other wise not in a normal shop because of the problems mentioned above, which makes people spend more and more and which in turn boosts money flow and thus boosting the economy growth.

The last and not the least things is that they, if not all, most of them accept sodexho meal vouches, which most of the software professional get as the allowance for food which is not taxable according to the rules. So people don’t mind spending little more, as they are not directly spending the cash. The vouchers anyway they have to spend on food, which makes a better option, thus saving some money on the daily items.